A Nichiren Buddhist Dialogue [Humor Rated R]

Bill NST: I did PR work for the SGI 

Kathy SGI: Really, hon! 

Bill NST: Really. 

Kathy SGI: Where, in PR? 

Bill NST: No in Hoboken 

Soren SGI: The analysis of the theory of value creation as it relates to the day to day acivities of the SGI members in whom the socio-political realities of the music, business, and art world pulsate and fuse, is the very reason for the existence of our wonderful organization and furthermore, its true significance to the altruist self as revealed in the writings of President Ikeda are far too profound and intricate principles to be fathomed by you Dave. 

Dave NST: You must return to the spirit of the protocal you promised to uphold in the infinite past otherwise your genitals will turn blue and fall off. 

Kathy SGI: You shouldn't use dirty words around here. There may be lurkers lurking. 

Craig NST: The Enquirer's and Star's articles on the SGI documentated the use of explitives during twelve SGI general meetings this year alone and they also noted rampant homosexuality among Kotekitai members. Where is your 

documentation that this isn't true? 

Jim SGI: It isn't true because I went out with a bunch of Kotekitai members when I was a YMD and they sure knew what they were doing. 

Kurt NST: They never went out with me. 

Kathy SGI:That's because your ugly. If you remained with the SGI you would have become more handsome and they would have gone out with you. President Ikeda is very clear on this point and so are the Gosho's On Attaining 

Buddhahood, The Shoho Jisso Sho, and On the Treasure Tower. 

Karla NST: You don't know what you are talking about Kathy!  The Gosho, The Soul Transmission to the One High Priest of the Thirteen Thousand Years of Mappo clearly states that only men through the unbroken lineage can inherit the transmission of the Law. So what right did the Kotekitai have to reject Kurt's advances? As  a man, he is obviously closer to the ideal of High Priest than any of those fluzzies. 

Kathy SGI: I know Kurt and he is no man, not a real man, anyway. 

Ken NST: That's because he asked every Kotekitai at the Hawaii Convention, all 2,200 of them, to go out with him, except you. That's it Kathy, admit it, that's what's really bothering you, isn't it? 

Bruce KHK: I was there and all the good looking ones were hanging around President Ikeda. 

Kathy SGI: Bruce, you are just jealous of President Ikeda. 

Bruce KHK: Well, a little bit. But not Kurt.